Article Figures & Tables
Figures
Manager of the coin vault, he’s supposed to weigh me as quarters, but last time he weighed me as dimes. And that’s how much I’m worth in dimes: $8900. I was worth $10 200. I depreciated.
My mother been scarin’ me. Stroke at the brain. Said she read a girl wi’ a headache went to sleep and din’t wake up.
Why do you say you think you might die soon? Well, to please him for one thing. Of course, I blame my son for most of the things that go wrong ... Think you’re in jail? Well, it’s akin to it ... Staring at the ceiling and out the window ... Then I went into the hospital and had a radium transplant in my bowels. I rather like it, because when you’re constipated it’s hell. So you’re losing urine ‘cause your sphincter isn’t functioning? Not too bad. I can pucker.
Life’s good, but I’m sick. I’m sick of sick.
Worriation. I’m older than I look ‘cause I worried myself to death all my life. Onliest thing I do is come to the doctor and go to church.